If hell is as hot as Alabama now, I might consider eating a cracker, quaffing some grape juice, and bending a knee to avoid an eternity of (according to my car) 105F misery.
But then again, who wants to live forever with churchgoers and piously irate aborted fetuses? And, come to think of it, I'm too American to bend a knee. Fuck it, I'll take the heat.
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*snicker* Perhaps our governor will ask for prayers to relieve this heat. Hooray magic Jesus!
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