First you have the recent case of Florida Republican Bob Allen, who was caught soliciting sex from a cop in a public restroom. Guess what Bob wanted to pass tougher laws against. Go ahead, guess. That's right: sex in public restrooms! But it was all ok: the blacks scared him into doing it. Oh, what a hilarious misadventure of misplaced shame, self-hatred, and repressed racism that was!
Not to be outdone, Larry Craig, the Republican Senator from Idaho, has plead guilty to lewd behavior in an airport's public restroom. And it looks like he knows how the game works, like this wasn't his first time at the (gay) rodeo. Uck! The thought of that creepy old coot rubbing one out next to the auto driers has caused by scrotum to ascend into my bladder. Thanks for that Larry.And yes, Larry is a member of the "Singing Senators" barbershop quartet (chuckle, convulse, barf), and--not surprisingly--he doesn't vote very gay-friendly. Give the man credit for not voting with his dick I guess...
Yuk! What is the matter with people in offices of responsibility these days? Whatever happened to the dignity of elected office? George Washington would cry for shame.
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