7.29.2007

Sacrilicious Challenge

PZ Meyers has a story of some guy being charged of a hate crime for putting a Quran in a toilet. I'm not going into how this vindicates my position on hate crimes (unnecessary and Orwellian), but Meyers ends the post with a list of ways he could desecrate the Quran.

In that spirit, please offer up some ideas. Although I must admit, making a new cover out of bacon will be hard to beat.

I'll put mine in the comments later.

3 comments:

  1. Damn, I was going to use bacon!

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  2. Puppy pads would be useful around here.

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  3. I was thinking of making a papier mache dildo out of the pages and then covering it with a condom made of bacon wrappers. Too artsy?

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