While I was vacationing last week at the GateTree/Tobermory abode, I got to see, for the second time, Ms. Fred bear the shameful fruit of her wicked turtle passions (Merkavah told me she was asking for it).
Other events of interest:
- I bought old copies of Larrouse's Gastronomique and The Joy of Cooking (1953 no less, back when the recipes included some "unique" culinary suggestions).
- We watched one of the funniest movies ever, Idiocracy. My new nickname is Formica.
- I reconsidered my position on The Prestige. I must have been grumpy when I watched it first, because the second time convinced me that it is a totally underrated movie. And it has David Bowie.
- I drank a lot (surprise).
- GateTree grilled some amazing ribs on Independence Day, while we watched The Revolution on the History Channel.
- I read Under the Banner of Heaven. Frightening.
- We pontificated on everything and nothing (again, surprise). The cats and dogs agreed with us. The turtles were--as always--obstinate. Especially that whore...
So glad you came to visit, Clyde, we had a blast. However, if Fred finds out you've been calling her a "hoor" again I won't be responsible for what happens the next time you visit.
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