6.01.2007

Abe Homo Sapien

A new winner in the "But The Door Has Been Open For Years" award is David Hyde Pierce, who recently came out of his Prada-filled closet.

John Travolta may try to snatch the prize away though, considering his portrayal of Divine in the movie-turned musical-turned back into a movie version of Hairspray, but every time Ms. Travolta opens his mouth, L. Ron Hubbard's purse falls out.

3 comments:

  1. I was thinking that what comes out of a Scientologist's mouth is very much like what went into Divine's.

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  2. Digestively processed Kibbles 'n' Bits is far more coherent, consistent, and palatable when compared to Scientology.

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  3. No one can fill Divine's pumps - much less her bouffant.

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