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R.E.M.'s, "Losing My Religion"

Misheard Lyrics:

Consider this
The smurf that brought me to my knees failed

Original Lyrics:

Consider this
The slip that brought me to my knees failed

The Police's, "Spirits In The Material World"

Misheard Lyrics:

Asperger's syndrome for Muriel Ward.

Original Lyrics:

We are spirits in the material world.