1.21.2007

I'd offer you some, but they the lord's...

Or the IRS's now. Yes, our favorite Pensacola creationist--and Dino Adventure Land proprietor--Kent Hovind has been sentenced for tax evasion...for 10 years.

He claims he never owed taxes on money collected, and never had to pay taxes on the income of his park's "volunteers" because his ministry, his park, his home...well just about everything around him...was not his property but His (iow, invisible captain sky-god with the beard's) property. Thus, the IRS has no say over him, no right to collect taxes, etc. At one point I believe he claimed that he was not subject to US law--only god's law--as he was a citizen of the lord's kingdom.

Right...and humans and dinosaurs lived together in a garden 6,000 years ago after the first human male was made out of mud and the first human female was made out of a human male rib...

Precious.

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