Another Festivus Abomination

I actually have this on vinyl from back when I was a kid. I loved it then, but now...whoo boy! The story goes that R2 and C3-P0 are visiting Santa's droid toy factory, or something.


Gems include:

1. What Can You Get a Wookie for Christmas (When He Already Owns a Comb)?
2. R2-D2 We Wish You a Merry Christmas
3. The Odds Against Christmas [ed. note: turns out it's 365:1]

You always hear Lucas trying to cover up the Christmas special. Why he doesn't try to stop this horror, I don't know, but he'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hands.