... a voracious, sedentary frog that has teeth, can weigh up to 8 pounds, and can scream. I give you Ceratophrys cranwelli, Cranwell's Horned Frog.

I shall name him Lucius Tarquinius Superbus (Tarquin for short), & acquire him December 4th. I think you'll like him, Clyde.
A screaming frog? I dog-like cat? A harlot turtle? A gout-plagued dog? Just what kind of apocalyptic zoo are you trying to set up there, Most Unclean?
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