10.10.2007

I Wouldn't Take A Dip In That Baptismal Pool If I Were You

A minister in Montgomery, AL was recently found dead of "accidental mechanical asphyxia."

The Smoking Gun
dug a little deeper. You ready for what he was found wearing?
  • a diving wet suit
  • a face mask
  • rubberized head mask
  • a second (!) rubberized suit, with suspenders (naturally)
  • rubberized male underwear (at least he wasn't a transvestite, I guess)
  • diving gloves and diving slippers
  • numerous restraining straps and cords
  • a leather belt
  • hands bound in back, tied to the feet with nylon tied to leather straps
  • plastic cords around the hands and feet, extending to and surrounding the neck
  • a dildo covered with a condom (at least he played safe?)
He's a graduate of Liberty University. I wonder if he took a diving class there?

2 comments:

  1. I've always heard that the lord helps those who help themselves ....

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  2. To each his own, but that is some pretty serious hypocrisy, and damned elaborate.

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