Ru Paul, You Are A Stupid Bitch Judge

I would travel miles to see her lip-sync punk rock tunes: 2nd place Raven

For the second season in a row, Ru Paul has not chosen an interesting drag queen over one who is either fun (season 1) or who is only vapidly pretty (season 2).

For the record: I can't stand drag shows. I avoid gay bars when they have them. But Raven should have won this round. I couldn't be dragged by Jude Law promising a blow job to see the winner of this season perform "One Way Or Another"; but if Raven were performing any Blondie song anywhere near here, I would clear my schedule for a road trip.

Raven is more eloquent, more defined, more punk rock, and demonstrably more interesting than any of her competitors. Fuck you Ru Paul!