7.30.2009

Rational Opinions Are Mean...They Must Be Stopped!

In the UK, Simon Singh wrote an article against chiropractors. For that, he is being sued. Below is his "blasphemous" article:

Beware the spinal trap

Some practitioners claim it is a cure-all, but the research suggests chiropractic therapy has mixed results – and can even be lethal, says Simon Singh.

You might be surprised to know that the founder of chiropractic therapy, Daniel David Palmer, wrote that “99% of all diseases are caused by displaced vertebrae”. In the 1860s, Palmer began to develop his theory that the spine was involved in almost every illness because the spinal cord connects the brain to the rest of the body. Therefore any misalignment could cause a problem in distant parts of the body.

In fact, Palmer’s first chiropractic intervention supposedly cured a man who had been profoundly deaf for 17 years. His second treatment was equally strange, because he claimed that he treated a patient with heart trouble by correcting a displaced vertebra.

You might think that modern chiropractors restrict themselves to treating back problems, but in fact some still possess quite wacky ideas. The fundamentalists argue that they can cure anything, including helping treat children with colic, sleeping and feeding problems, frequent ear infections, asthma and prolonged crying – even though there is not a jot of evidence.

I can confidently label these assertions as utter nonsense because I have co-authored a book about alternative medicine with the world’s first professor of complementary medicine, Edzard Ernst. He learned chiropractic techniques himself and used them as a doctor. This is when he began to see the need for some critical evaluation. Among other projects, he examined the evidence from 70 trials exploring the benefits of chiropractic therapy in conditions unrelated to the back. He found no evidence to suggest that chiropractors could treat any such conditions.

But what about chiropractic in the context of treating back problems? Manipulating the spine can cure some problems, but results are mixed. To be fair, conventional approaches, such as physiotherapy, also struggle to treat back problems with any consistency. Nevertheless, conventional therapy is still preferable because of the serious dangers associated with chiropractic.

In 2001, a systematic review of five studies revealed that roughly half of all chiropractic patients experience temporary adverse effects, such as pain, numbness, stiffness, dizziness and headaches. These are relatively minor effects, but the frequency is very high, and this has to be weighed against the limited benefit offered by chiropractors.

More worryingly, the hallmark technique of the chiropractor, known as high-velocity, low-amplitude thrust, carries much more significant risks. This involves pushing joints beyond their natural range of motion by applying a short, sharp force. Although this is a safe procedure for most patients, others can suffer dislocations and fractures.

Worse still, manipulation of the neck can damage the vertebral arteries, which supply blood to the brain. So-called vertebral dissection can ultimately cut off the blood supply, which in turn can lead to a stroke and even death. Because there is usually a delay between the vertebral dissection and the blockage of blood to the brain, the link between chiropractic and strokes went unnoticed for many years. Recently, however, it has been possible to identify cases where spinal manipulation has certainly been the cause of vertebral dissection.

Laurie Mathiason was a 20-year-old Canadian waitress who visited a chiropractor 21 times between 1997 and 1998 to relieve her low-back pain. On her penultimate visit she complained of stiffness in her neck. That evening she began dropping plates at the restaurant, so she returned to the chiropractor. As the chiropractor manipulated her neck, Mathiason began to cry, her eyes started to roll, she foamed at the mouth and her body began to convulse. She was rushed to hospital, slipped into a coma and died three days later. At the inquest, the coroner declared: “Laurie died of a ruptured vertebral artery, which occurred in association with a chiropractic manipulation of the neck.”

This case is not unique. In Canada alone there have been several other women who have died after receiving chiropractic therapy, and Edzard Ernst has identified about 700 cases of serious complications among the medical literature. This should be a major concern for health officials, particularly as under-reporting will mean that the actual number of cases is much higher.


If spinal manipulation were a drug with such serious adverse effects and so little demonstrable benefit, then it would almost certainly have been taken off the market.

Simon Singh is a science writer in London and the co-author, with Edzard Ernst, of Trick or Treatment? Alternative Medicine on Trial. This is an edited version of an article published in The Guardian for which Singh is being personally sued for libel by the British Chiropractic Association.

I've said it many times: the only difference between a chiropractor and a witch doctor is the spelling. And what kind of system allows the UK's uncountable tabloids to run any invented gossip without consequence but still allows a lawsuit based on this?

7.29.2009

Camp Blood Part 2: Homo's Revenge

Buzz over at Camp Blood is finally doing some updating of my favorite horror site. He's a genius, and I'm not just saying that because I have an original German "Phantasm" poster thanks to winning an old contest.

By the way, the fag-tastic 80's horror/sci fi/comedy "Night of the Creeps" will be available on newly re-everythinged DVD this fall.

Hey everybody, my lesbian alien zombie doppelganger is here!

Not Bad


Frank Black and his wife have an album out under the name Grand Duchy. I like it more as I listen to it. It's The Good Queen of Pop meets the Wicked King of Distortion. The album has a very 80's feel, like the bad dreams of the Thompsan Twins.

The Gayest Infomercial EVER!!!

Note: This is NOT a parody. This is playing on some channel somewhere.



The Frank DeCaro Show can be heard M-F 10am-1pm CST on Sirius XM OutQ. Join the cult; save Doria!

What a fat fucking fag!


And thanks Frank, but nothing beats my razor-sharp 8" extra-wide Wusthof chef's knife. Could a "Happy Chop" pin a guy to the pantry Michael Myers-style?

November is right around the corner....



A fitting birthday present, I think, from Hammacher Schlemmer.




And, of course, we mustn't forget Festivus.


7.25.2009

Tyrion Lannister

Great! Now where's Dance of Dragons?

43 Knots At Less Than Full Power

The USS Independence (LCS 2), the prototype frigate built in our fair state, started sea trials. Wired has a pretty good article about it; the Navy Times reports that some problems have arisen (not uncommon) but that she clocked 43 kts without pushing her engines to maximum.

Wee!

An Interesting Premise For A Saw Derivative

From IMDB:
Desperate to repay his debt to his ex-wife, an ex-con plots a heist at his new employer's country home, unaware that a second criminal has also targeted the property, and rigged it with a series of deadly traps.




I'll go see it.

I Wouldn't Go Back Down There If I Were You



Juno ain't dead. Crawlers still around. Run, very fast.

This Should Be Fun

In tomorrow night's episode of my TV obsession, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Wheeler goes into labor with her half-mob fetus, so Nichols (Jeff Goldblum) teams up with Our Lady of Perpetual Animus, Eames, for the remaining four Brundle-detective episodes this season. I hope she shoots somebody; it's been a while.

Eames contemplates shooting some Christian bitch.

Atlanta Road Trip

Abattoir - from the restaurant review: '“whole animal cuisine,” there is nothing for even the most shy of eaters to lament on this menu. Divided into short sections that make for an easy perusal, it’s highlighted by “food in a jar” and “offal,” both of which are nothing short of genius.'
Best quote: "It is a naughty thing, this pate."

and another review: "Start your meal with snacks, like impossibly airy, house-made pork rinds that radiate all the smoky, bacony flavor the bagged things don’t approach."

We need a road trip.

Trip Belly Stew

7.24.2009

Traditional Christian Family Patriotic Marriage Protected Again!

Tennessee State Senator Paul Stanley (not the one who ROCKS!) has been trying to make it illegal for evil, anti-family homos to adopt children in his state. He is very much opposed to gay marriage.

Meanwhile, he had an affair with a 22-year-old intern. At least it was with a she, I suppose.

Good thing we have these insufferable shit stains to protect "traditional" marriage...from everybody but themselves.

7.23.2009

Listen To The May Queen


Justin Bond (Kiki of Kiki and Herb) has a new EP out: Pink Slip. It's fucking fantastic.

7.19.2009

making Sunday Brunch more fun.

Movie Review: Public Enemy


It is what it is: a Michael Mann film about Dillinger. Not brilliant, but beautiful from stem to stern with some great, tense action scenes. "Public Enemy" is actually a lot like "Heat," except that the former takes place in the olden times, when people were dust-bowl poor but could still dress well.

7.16.2009

We are not alone.

An article that highlights the North Alabama Freethought Association among other groups, Ranks of atheists grow, get organized. Factoid: Some 15 percent of Americans claim no religious affiliation, up from 8.2 percent in 1990.

40 Years Ago Today

Cleaned-up footage of the first moonwalk.

7.12.2009

Remember, Teach The Controversy


A Fun List

Top 30 Atheist Songs

I think we can all agree on #1: "Dear God" by XTC.



I'm glad to see Green Day's recent "East Jesus Nowhere" made it on the list. Can you believe they played that song on Good Morning America and corrupted a young girl?

7.10.2009

7.05.2009

Half Good, Half Awful

I finally finished watching Battlestar Galactica. I wouldn't have done it that way, but I get it. It could have been much worse; at least we got to see everyone (left) metaphorically (or physically) ride off into the sunset. But what bothers me is the writers' accommodation of apocalyptic cosmic karma. The whole plot of the show was fueled by inspired visions, a "plan," and "faith," only to have the hand behind it all be represented by nothing but "angels" with fewer answers and fewer morals than their ministered.

Any notion of a god left at the end of the show was all but meaningless, and seemingly purposefully so. The "one, true god" is a blind petty retard who hates being defined by a word, playing numbers games until something different than near total horror happens. Hell, with that position on a god, I'm a believer. BUT, the god can plan enough for apocalypse, simultaneous visions, inspired resurrections, chance meetings, miraculous signs, inexplicable births, and a black hole showdown all about 5 people and a little girl, even though this god still hasn't worked the whole plan out. Right...

I give science fiction a long rope with the whole "we are here for a purpose" pablum. Consistency is my only requirement, and that's the show's only failure. Instead, the writers used one end of my rope to strangle easy fundamentalists and the other to whip staunch skeptics and (science) atheists just to accommodate the pussies among us (and themselves) who choose the sit in the masturbatory metaphysical middle and hope--with nihilistic solipsism--that the universe has a plan for every human and atom. Other than death and dispersion. Again, consistency is all I ask. If you're going to have an intervening god with a "plan," don't cop out at the end and say that everything that happens is part of an unfinished, murder-filled gamble guided by sympathetic-yet-callous Pucks doing the yet-undecided will of everything.

For all they went through, those characters deserved a better god than that.

So to Ronald Moore: I'll take the sunsets. You can have your frackin' god and its half-ass, makeshift "plan." You don't know what it is anyway, and you wrote the gods-damn thing.

7.01.2009

"Not The Killers"

The Kills, one of the greatest bands recording now, doing Patsy Cline's "Crazy."