I'll Keep Gettin' Ma Fix On

NBC will be picking up my favorite show, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, for another season. And for good reason: the season finale was the fifth highest rated cable program, and the reruns are guaranteed money-makers. More importantly, when a new NBC show fails, L&O:CI consistently fills the gap and provides solid prime-time network ratings. No word yet on whether Pooh Bear will return, but Jeff Goldblum almost certainly will.

At this point, as long as Kathryn Erbe is still on as our favorite alpha-cunt Eames, I'm all in.

"You know I run the show, right?"

This Should Be Fun

In tomorrow night's episode of my TV obsession, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Wheeler goes into labor with her half-mob fetus, so Nichols (Jeff Goldblum) teams up with Our Lady of Perpetual Animus, Eames, for the remaining four Brundle-detective episodes this season. I hope she shoots somebody; it's been a while.

Eames contemplates shooting some Christian bitch.