Great Fall-out

George Takei annouced he will marry his partner of 21 years now that California's supreme court has ruled that all people are--inexplicably-- equal under the law.

To quote Howard Stern, "Who could be against this? Really?"

• Defense Of Marriage Update: homo-marrying sodomite-loving Massachusetts still has far fewer divorces than breeder-marrying homo-hating Alabama. Excuses are expected; answers not.
• Traditional Marriage Update: those promoting traditional marriages are still against polygamy, arranged marriages, and underage unions/rape. No explanation has been provided nor is expected.
• Constitutional Adherence Update: conservatives continue to find reasons to undermine the republic, despite their party's name. Explanations are for unpatriotic atheists and libertines, and thus unnecessary.