9.08.2008

Peter to the Rescue



MOSCOW (Reuters) – Russia will send a nuclear-powered battleship to the Caribbean for a joint naval exercise with Venezuela, Russia's Foreign Ministry said on Monday.
The maneuvers later this year will be the first Russia has conducted in Washington's traditional sphere of influence since the end of the Cold War.
Russia has heavily criticized the United States for sending a sophisticated command ship and two other naval vessels to Georgia, on its southern border, to deliver aid and show support for President Mikheil Saakashvili after Moscow sent troops into Georgia.
Kremlin leader Dmitry Medvedev asked on Saturday how Washington would feel "if we now dispatched humanitarian assistance to the Caribbean...using our navy."
Later that day, a Venezuelan naval official said four Russian warships would visit the Caribbean in November.
Russian Foreign Ministry spokesman Andrei Nesterenko said on Monday that the naval mission to Venezuela would include the nuclear-powered battle cruiser "Peter the Great," one of the world's largest combat battleships.
Shouldn't we protest this? I bet it leaks radiation all the way across the Atlantic! The last time an maintenance was done on this thing was right after the real Peter came back from Holland for the last time.

2 comments:

  1. They ought to check the expiration date on its missiles and reactor. Those things should have been replaced a decade ago, and I think we all know the likelihood of that. Beyond leaking radiation, the very toxic shit they put in their missiles and...well everything... should make one weary.

    Last I heard, that ship was being used to collect iron oxide deposits. Who knew it could still function, or float? Though if it tries to fire a missile, I would bet:

    10% it works right
    70% it flies into the water
    20% it explodes in the silo

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  2. What are the odds that it will sink before it even gets there?

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