Satan's Fossil Found: Proof Of Creationism

A fossil snake was found with limbs. Evolution is clearly false, since the bible describes Satan as a serpent with limbs. Science has thus found Satan's fossil! Hurray Magic Jesus! Except Yahweh took away the serpent's limbs in Genesis, as punishment for its deceit (and that occurred before death). And Satan is still alive. So how did science find this fossil?

Ah, so what, this proves creationism!

Take that, transitional-fossil lovers! No one will ever find an "alleged" transitional fossil, like one connecting lizards to snakes! Science has now found absolute proof of that the bible is true! Satan's fossil was found, but not really, but sort-of, but...Jesus is Lord!

The bible is such a great science book...How could one doubt it?