1.16.2008

I Anti-[Heart] Huckabee

I really hope that Huckabee wins the Republican nomination. I really do. Republicans need their crazy-ass, fundamentalist base to be electorally chastised.

Huckabee sounds like the guy to get that done. Did you ever think a major contender for the President of the United States would ever say this:
"I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution," Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. "But I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to do -- to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view."
I wish I didn't know history; I wouldn't weep so much. Or have to write this note:
Dear John Galt,

Where are we moving to again?

Sincerely,

Fucked Homo Who Only Wants To Be Left Alone
Brazil might be nice...

6 comments:

  1. I've been waiting for some Huckabee bashing. But hey, The Nuge backs him, so how can he be? Oh, wait...

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  2. Sorry Messrs. Washington, Jefferson, Hamilton, Franklin, Madison, et al., your magnificent experiment is going pear-shaped.

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  3. Costa Rica? Baja? Some Island somewhere?

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  4. Hey, I need a place with a winter- I've got too much Polatec to live in a tropical locale.

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  5. Then someplace we can have our socialism pure, w/o the pretense of liberty, like Canada, for instance.
    Iceland is something to consider.

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