12.29.2009

We Won

Granted, New York and Maine did not approve of the gays getting married. But we won anyway. The proof is below:

A Seattle high school video class (read: homos and artsy heteros) composed this all-in-one-take video to challenge their cross-town rivals.



I'm gay, and that's fucking gay (and is it just me, or is that the Pod People synthesizer playing in the background?). But the cross-town high school's response is, well, the fucking coolest thing you'll ever see a high school do at the instigation of the gays and their gay-adjacents.



We won. Rachel Maddow sums it up:

I'll Be Persecuted No Matter How Much I'm Not

Hands down, the dumbest diatribe I've ever heard.

12.21.2009

Sumerians Look On In Confusion As God Creates World


I love the Onion.
Members of the earth's earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.

According to recently excavated clay tablets inscribed with cuneiform script, thousands of Sumerians—the first humans to establish systems of writing, agriculture, and government—were working on their sophisticated irrigation systems when the Father of All Creation reached down from the ether and blew the divine spirit of life into their thriving civilization.

Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.



The Hangover is funny. It's that simple.

Bloody Squidmas!

I'll pass on the squiddy pudding.

12.17.2009

Tommy's All Alright

So This Is Christmas...

Uganda and Rwanda both have measures pending that will persecute the gays, mostly by life imprisonment or death. The gays, after all, are responsible for the HIV plague that is ravaging their countries.

American evangelicals are responsible for this potential genocide. For years, they have been touting the anti-science Christian fiction that abstinence-only education works, and that it's the homos who are spreading the "evil." Now, as they try to back away from the genocide they secretly wished for but can't publicly admit to, they clumsily refuse to take accountability for their superstitious proselytizing and homophobic rants.

Could it be because being holy and "intimate with god" means never being wrong?

I would like to note that, in all the conferences to combat HIV that were held by Christian groups, American right-wing politicians, and superstitious African leaders, the following weren't present or considered necessary:
  • epidemiologists
  • virologists
  • sociologists
Not a one.

Evil is real; imagined demons and devils pale in comparison to the live ones.

Let's All Celebrate Christ's Holy Virginal Birth

12.12.2009

"I Told You Cha Cha Heels"



John Waters is a genius.

My story, "Service", to be published

The e-zine Hypersonic Tales bought my story "Service", the one with a satellite in a cotton field, and will publish text and audio versions of it in the very near future. Huzzah!

From the sublime to the ridiculous

Stephen Segal Lawman. How can a 7th Dan aikido master be so ridiculous? "Push the bullet." "Watch his hands,he's going to run." And of course, he's always right. It's "Cops" meets "Kung Fu".