12.28.2010

What we've lost

The Greatest Letter Ever Printed On NFL Team Letterhead
(from the Cleveland Scene)

In November of 1974, a Browns fan and season ticket holder sent a letter to the team regarding his concern over fans throwing paper airplanes and implied the team might be sued.


The Cleveland Browns (specifically, their general counsel) sent back an absolutely epic response.

12.21.2010

The Gallery Of Regrettable, Racially Insensitive Food: Sandra Lee Makes A Kwanzaa Cake

Could this be more horrifying, disgusting, and yet oh-so delicious?

Case Study: Sawing Off The Branch You're Sitting On

You HAVE to watch this and marvel at the 3-ring circus of oblivious stupidity required for a priest on Bizarro Foxy and Friends to reach a point he didn't mean to make.



Of course, you all know who I pray to, for all the good He does:

"I have no choice, Clyde Squid; I can't meet supplications of that magnitude!"

Improvement

11.21.2010

Hate Email, With Richard Dawkins

Atheists are shrill, mean-spirited bullies whose heart is filled with nothing but hate. Or so we're told by theists whose only mastered skills are self-delusion and projection.