Would That We Could Un-immunize People

Here's a great new site: Jenny McCarthy Body Count.

Jenny and hubby Jim Carrey have an autistic kid and are against immunizations. If you believe them, you should go to your preacher to do your taxes and your doctor to fix your car.

Where Were Her Gays?

Seriously, where were they? She should find them and fire them.

Lohan doesn't need an intervention; she needs a trip to the Banana Republic to get new gays. Ones that can appropriately monitor and contain her partying. And when she gets caught, "Oh, it's their blow." That's what the gays are for; we're experts in that range of debauchery and a quick dip in prison can't be that bad, you know?

The one thing any good gays would have insisted on: get a driver and never drive. Never.