11.29.2006

Stop randomly segregating your parents' DNA in the name of the law!

The Onion reports good news Kansas. I wish they'd pass a similar law here in Alabama. I don't want no Gawd-damn gay hippie owls or dolphins or shit evolutinating with their devlish naturnal selectification in my back yard, no sir!

2 comments:

  1. If you read the quotes with a hick accent, it's even better. Welcome aboard.

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  2. They wrote that for me.

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