Being Mean To Children Is Funny

We're Still National Champions

Your gods demand tears for your epic fail!

Just in case you forgot, the Crimson Tide is still the National Champions.

Two Things - Roll Tide

It seems that things are as they should be, we're #1.
And Tennessee is a laughing stock.

Two hilarious pieces of anti-Vol audio:
Crazed Phyllis from Mulga rips into Tennessee and their
booster Roy Adams on Finebaum
and
a Lane Kiffin parody song - "Runaway Lane".

All's right with the world.

3 Years

I like that you can't smile. Bear never smiled either.

It only took 3 years to win the SEC Championship. That is a major accomplishment.

But 3 years to win the National Championship?

Thank you, Coach Saban. We almost forgot what it felt like to be Alabama.

Roll Tide.

Is it right to be, more than anything else, relieved?
It's simply Glorious.

THE commercial

The making of is excellent as well:

Let's go be champions boys!

The Tears Are So Salty And Sweet

Christian Supplications Quelched By Tactical Indefatigability

After being ahead until the 4th quarter at home, Auburn (the 19-ranked "Christian" university in the country), is vanquished by an NFL-quality, clock-eating, "I-ain't-losing-to these-backward-ass-cow-fuckers" drive by Alabama.



We crushed their hopes; the salty tears taste sweet.

If I had a religion...

That'll do.

“It’s not where you start,” he said “It’s where you end up.”

McElroy settles down
to lead Tide.
Alabama 34 Va. Tech 24

Internet famous.

You've probably heard about the JSU President being accused of plagiarizing his dissertation at Alabama. It was an Ed.D. in Higher Ed Administration, finished in 1999. He copied a dissertation completed in 1996, by Carl Boening! Our Chuck is internet famous.
What plagiarism looks like - Boing Boing
What plagiarism looks like. - Orange Crate Art
What plagiarism looks like - google doc
Prof denies contact regarding plagiarism - Tuscaloosa News
I remember Chuck doing this research. Miller was a nice guy, esp. for a professor, and Tobermory was in the program for a while. Doesn't seem real. I guesss, if you're going to copy a dissertation, copy a Malleteer.

Domination

UNC won the basketball national championship.

Alabama is next, only in football. In 2 years...

It wasn't even close.

Alabama Fans Are Sexier

You know you want it...

Does wearing the color red give you a sexual edge? Maybe, according to a new study, which found that men find women sexier if they're sporting a crimson hue rather than, say, blue or green.

But then you get this:

However, red won't make you look smarter or more competent

How could this guy possibly look smarter and more competent? According to science, he's sexy bitches!

Of course, wearing orange makes you an asshole.

This Is Alabama Football

After stomping evil Tennessee 29-9, shrugging off an upset prediction like the death of an unknown second cousin of a stepfather, and now with an 8-0 record (5-0 in the SEC), nothing but Bryant-era class:

But all anybody wanted to talk about outside the Alabama locker room on Saturday night was the here and now. Sophomore middle linebacker Rolando McClain huffed when somebody brought up the fact that LSU had lost earlier in the day.

"We don't really care about LSU," McClain said. "We'll get to them whenever we play them. Right now, we'll enjoy this for 24 hours and get ready for next week."

If he sounds like Saban, you're right. This whole team is starting to sound like Saban, which means it's highly unlikely that anybody is going to catch Alabama napping.

Godspeed, and Roll Tide!

THIS makes the Cold War well worth the effort

Y'all may have seen it, but just in case:

The Leningrad Cowboys & Red Army Choir sing, Sweet Home Alabama

We Weren't Supposed To Even Show Up

My Alabama got beat by LSU. They won, we lost. But not easily, and not next time.

If we're this good with what we have now, fear us next season. And may all your gods help you in 2011: superstitious supplications may be your only hope.

I didn't even expect us to be ranked this year, let alone beat Arkansas and Tennessee. The Iron Bowl will be a Pepto-chugger, but it's ours to lose.

At least we didn't play sloppy punk football like our adversaries. How does a team with that many penalties win? Note to LSU: you won't win the national championship. All your dreams are dead...

Alabama Stomped Tennessee!

And we were able to relax during the fourth quarter. That hasn't happened since Thor was a toddler, thumpin' his plastic hammer on a Hasbro "Nordic Play-Deity Smiter" toy.

The SEC is a shitstorm of insanity. It's turned into a fuck-all, bitch-slapping maelstrom of fun and pain. The Iron Bowl will be so white-hot nuclear you could vaporize a Jap with it!

The way it should be...

P.S. Go Vande!

The Only Thing To Watch In The Morning:

Joe Scarborough on MSNBC. Today he wore a tie (he usually doesn't): it was crimson and white. He chastised his co-hosts for their lack of Bama pride (they were confused). He was at the game Saturday and declared it one of the greatest events in history. When his cohosts voiced skepticism, he showed footage of the game.

You won't get that on Fox and F[r]iends.

All I can ask for.

It doesn't matter how many games we win at Alabama this year. We've already won in the most important way. We have a coach who can communicate what this is about to the players and they have internalized it.
Hardwork: “I think we have more confidence,” (the QB) Wilson said. “I think the way we worked in the offseason is just carrying over to the first few games. We didn’t play as well as we’d like to, but we played pretty well.”
Relentless effort: “When my feet first hit the floor this morning, I wanted to hit him (Vandy's QB),” senior end Wallace Gilberry said. “I wanted to hit him and continue to hit him, and that’s what I tried to do.”
High Expectations: “We aren’t satisfied, one bit,” senior receiver DJ Hall said. “We’re already looking to play Arkansas.”
Just makes me feel better - (article).