Morphing cars and planes closer as Pentagon develops shape-shifting robot

Pentagon research scientists have taken a first step towards "Transformers"-style shape-shifting cars and aircraft, with a robot that can fold itself like origami into different forms.

November is right around the corner....

A fitting birthday present, I think, from Hammacher Schlemmer.

And, of course, we mustn't forget Festivus.

Origins of the Robot Holocaust

When the Robot Holocaust comes, none of us will be surprised. We know it's scheduled, and it's really just a matter of whether or not the zombies get here first. We, you and I, are paying for the (incredibly cool) seeds of our own destruction. Turn your sound down, apparently there will be a lot of annoying whirring of gears and motors when the Robot Holocaust comes.

I did not make this up.

Litter-Robot

You're Not The Boss Of Tigerbot Hesh

We're not going to honor those bogus treaties!

He's right, they will screw us.