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Argentina v Germany: Psychic octopus tips winner (video)

The octopus who has correctly predicted the results of all of Germany's World Cup games has picked a winner for Germany v Argentina in the World Cup quarter-final match on Saturday.

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It's Going To Be Like Having Diarrhea In Reverse

Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas have been teamed up in what can only be the saddest worst movie I have ever looked forward to having my demented subconscious override my every reasonable faculty and force me to watch.

Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus

Looks like someone poured a big clusterfuck bowl full of Captain Crap cereal with extra Shitberries.

The Most Fabulous Octopus Ever

This Tremoctopus reacts to threats with pizazz!