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linkification

Welcome to the Squid Shop - home of the COMPLETE Early Cuyler Collection!

Warn All Them Yankee Chalkies!

New Squidbillies on Sunday.

Break out the Glug!!

I'm getting these even if I have to sell my truck-boat-truck.

Squidbillies, Vol. 1 (2005)
Starring: Squidbillies Rating NR

List Price: $29.98
Amazon.com Price: $22.49

This title will be released on October 16, 2007. Pre-order now! Ships from and sold by Amazon.com. Gift-wrap available.

Squidbillies Logo T-Shirt
at Hot Topic
$18.00
Other Sizes available for $20.00
Tuck that mullet under your trucker hat, call your friends at the NRA and get ready to watch some NASCAR. This cream T-shirt features a brown outlined image of Early Cuyler with the Squidbillies logo below. 100% cotton.

Altered State

After a few too many shots of Glug, Tobermory and I flew into a bev-rage and manufactured an image of our patron squid, Early Cuyler, to provide us with inspiration. Then our pinecone-liquor-fueled dementia led us to do a few dozen lines of CSS/HTML cut&paste and some hexadecimal, psychedelic, color tinkering, man. After a few hours of consorting with the members of the robot race we were able to make the new link box appear just ever so. You can't fax coffee. Enjoy.

One word....

SQUIDBILLIES CENTRAL

(Well, damn that party liquor, 2 words then)

"Do It To It"

Butt Trouble

Here you go Clyde!

Granny's Incantation Appears in...

...Butt Trouble.

And it goes like this:

"Ablomandelebicus, Pentoculus, Benturpenoise, Farntormion, Crisco, Dophenecta, Glabbafontonion, Smectarufus, Fontanox, Chicken Dance, Trenoctor, Pontallafamarion, Tudonox, Mellicanisis!"

It's almost as funny as:

"When Jesus was president he ate babies all the time. "

I'll offer you some

Squidbillies Marathon. Thursday. 9:30 CMT till...

Proof there is not God: it's not on Wednesday.