2.03.2009

Kettle, Line 2. It's A Pot. It Says You're Black.

Plug your irony meter into a surge protector; otherwise this article about loser Kurt Warner will blow the needle off.

"A lot of people believe 13 is an unlucky number," Warner said, "but I've kind of embraced it."

He added: "A lot of negative things come with the No. 13. My life is never dictated by superstitions. My faith is first and foremost. If you believe that God's in control, there is no reason to believe in superstitions."

Credulity, benightedness, and obliviousness all in the same package. How convenient.
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1 comment:

  1. EJP2/05/2009

    Easily one of the more astounding things I've read in a while. It's like saddlebacking. Having butt sex while remaining a virgin. Part of me is almost envious that I'm not capable of such doublethink.

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