12.09.2006

Keep yer gawd-damn steely robo-hands off my corn liquor, cyber-queer!

I will not stand for members of the robot race stealing jobs from the hard-working therapists/pharmacists that serve mama her medicine. The only things robots should be doing is lampooning bad cinema and destroying any planet that causes a ruckus.
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2 comments:

  1. Tobermory12/10/2006

    *snicker* You have a good point, but then again, you never have to check a robot's green card.

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  2. Clyde Squid12/10/2006

    It's robot dishwashers that would eliminate that particular problem. Bartenders have to be able to speak and understand English, especially when it's slurred. And the cold, repulsive members of the robot race can't look you in the eye after you've ordered a "schign and tawniks" and tell you you need to switch back to beer.

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